Valentine’s Day: The “Roses are Red” Edition

Hey Lovelies!

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone! I hope you are all having a good day today – whether you’re single or not. I did a post on Valentine’s Day last year and you can check it out still if you’d like. I did a little bit of the history on it and what to do if you’re single. This year I thought I’d share some cute, maybe not so cute, limericks with you.

Why? Well, I did this for my partner last year for Valentine’s Day and he quite enjoyed them.

Here goes the list:

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Rose are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and I’m still let down.

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Roses are red,
Learn something new,
Violets are violet,
Not f*cking blue.

This one is my personal favorite:

Roses are red,
Nuts are brown,
skirts go up, pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin,
when it’s stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet.
The long it’s in, the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and it starts to sag.
It’s not what you think; it’s a Lipton tea bag.

That’s it, that’s all! I hope you all have a great day! I also hope that you spoil yourself and/or your loved ones.

(Pssssttt! I also would love to know any other roses are red poems that you can come up with in the comments!)

Until Thursday!



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Danielle Adams

Danielle Adams

Danielle Adams is a writer and editor for a local marketing agency. She has formerly worked as a writer for the Investing News Network and as an editor for Whetstone, a bi-annually published literary magazine. Aside from writing, Danielle has an unabiding love for all marine life and the outdoors. She loves taking long hikes with her husband and cooking delicious meals in the kitchen.


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